pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

gayblowjob:

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

stripmichael:

PUT THIS ON MY GRAVE

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot